Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 20, 2013
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Transcript:
Panel 1: "Now let's look at the five-day forecast..." "Why are you such a fan of Wink Summers?" Panel 2: "Because he's COOL, dad! He's not one of those phony baloney, blow-dried meteorologists! Wink's a regular guy! He's an EVERYMAN!" Panel 3: "... And by Friday, this warm front will BELLCH!" Panel 4: "Woo! Pardon my CHILI!" " See? That's REAL!"
Weather Rock: Hang rock with rope a few feet above ground level.
If the rock is wet, it’s raining.If the rock is swinging, the wind is blowing.If the rock casts a shadow, the sun is shining.If the rock does not cast a shadow and is not wet, it is cloudy.If the rock is not visible, it is foggy.If the rock is white, it is snowing.If the rock is coated with ice, there is a frost.If the ice is thick, it’s a heavy frost.If the rock is bouncing, there is an earthquake.If the rock is under water, there is a flood.If the rock is warm, it is sunny.If the rock is missing, there was a tornado.If the rock is wet and swinging violently, there is a hurricane.