Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 27, 2015
Transcript:
TV: Based on the evidence, I'd say our killer is a 27-year-old left-handed disc jockey with a glass eye and a fondness for pistachio ice cream! TV: That's amazing, Todd! You're the best profiler the FBI's ever had! Thank you, Tiffany... TV: ... But if I'm so good at profiling, why am I so bad at telling you you're the hottest supermodel-turned-agent a guy could ever ask for? TV: You... You feel it too? Nate: I want your job! Teddy: Love this show!
Lyons Group, Inc. over 9 years ago
From yesterday: Turn it off. NOW.
ChessPirate over 9 years ago
Once, after I had been out on a job, when I came back to my office, I had a phone message from a “Buffy”. Believe me, I didn’t hear the end of that one from my office-mates for a long time…
Comic Minister Premium Member over 9 years ago
Ok then!
Observer fo Irony over 9 years ago
Time she either adds another string to her finger of the men shes wrapped around or file another harassment complaint.
orbenjawell Premium Member over 9 years ago
Long pickup line! But whatever works……..
pschearer Premium Member over 9 years ago
My GF has often complained about all the wonderful jobs her high-school counselors never told her about. That supermodel-turned-agent could have been her (if you don’t clean your glasses for a few days).
Comisftw over 9 years ago
This is really cheap, the tv show that is…
Cuddleman over 9 years ago
Paris is a super model? Could of fooled me.
SonicFan91 over 5 years ago
They must mean wasabi from what I’ve seen in Cars 2
Arcery over 3 years ago
Okay, that’s just weird now at this point.
STUFF ENJOYER about 1 year ago
Pistachio ice cream?