Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 05, 2015
Transcript:
...and when my love-struck friend turned around, the fetching young lady who'd been alongside him in the "Flamethrower" was GONE! He describes her as about four and a half feet tall, with hair pulled back in a ponytail and a button nose! As for my chum here, he's roughly the same height, a bit scrawny, with hair resembling a tangled jet-black seaweed! Wha-? HEY? It's radio, m'boy. Theater of the mind.
Trying to figure this one out… this is School Picture Guy on the radio. Why doesn’t Nate just ask to see all the school pictures he’s taken of girls who fit the description? Even if the girl goes to a different school, School Picture Guy probably has taken her photo!