Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for August 06, 2015
Transcript:
There you have it, radio listeners! Help my buddy here find his elusive MYSTERY GIRL! Might you know this girl? Could you BE this girl? If so, call our romance hotline NOW! Meanwhile, we're dedicating THIS song to the unknown lass: "I SWEAR" by 90's boy band ALL-4-ONE! I had no input on the music, just sayin'. They don't call me DJ SLO JAM for nothing.
Shouldn’t the song be “Have You Seen Her?” by the Chi-lites since All-4-One’s “I Swear” sounds like a marriage proposal song, a la Boyz II Men’s “On Bended Knee.”