Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for November 10, 2015
Transcript:
Artur! Band rehearsal after school at my house! You know what? If we're going to perform at the open house, I think we should change our name. WHAT? "Enslave the Mollusk" is just so...so...um... Help me out, random passerby. Stupid. Moronic. Oddly disturbing.
Tue Elung-Jensen almost 9 years ago
Tsk tsk, but that name is a classic by now. :) Also changing the name won!t change the sound.
peanuts511 almost 9 years ago
That is my reaction whenever my friends say something stupid.
ComicGizmo1302 almost 9 years ago
who dare criticise???
jploch5408 almost 9 years ago
Bands change their names all the time. Let’s see…. first, they were The Quarrymen, then Johnny & The Moondogs, then The Silver Beetles (sic), then The Beatles. And people said they wouldn’t amount to much.
SuperDavid almost 9 years ago
Enslave the Francis.
Michael Rosser Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Is just so… Prog?
NeedaChuckle Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Dave Barry would love it!
PoodleGroomer almost 9 years ago
They could change their name to “Free Oysters and Fried Clams” and open for the “Bare Naked Ladies”.
harlequindugong1914 almost 9 years ago
Last night, I dreamt that Lincoln Pierce and I went scuba-diving and ate chocolate chip cookies underwater.
banjinshiju almost 9 years ago
To fit current conditions, it should become “Trudy’s Love Slave”.
Comic Minister Premium Member almost 9 years ago
Francis!!
jwondga almost 9 years ago
I dunno. “Cage The Elephant” is a very good band.
Poor Nate. He can say his friends Shake Me Down, he has his Back Against The Wall. The should just Mess Around with their music and write more songs. I suppose Nate could Take It or Leave It, but there is Always Something. But who knows, Trudy might Come A Little Closer knowing that her boyfriend is also in a band.
Erik Shmukler Premium Member almost 9 years ago
“Enslave The Mollusk” is (no joking, no sarcasm, no snark involved here) one of my all-time favorite band names and if I ever develop any musical talent and find myself in need of a name for my musical combo, I would happily license that name from Mr. Peirce for any sum he named.
orbenjawell Premium Member almost 9 years ago
and the list only grows.
CalKirk2150 almost 9 years ago
I think it’s kind of a cool name
boomyoboom almost 9 years ago
they actually ARE really bad. without artur i mean.
boomyoboom almost 9 years ago
yeah they are right how about….. forever with us? nope to cheesy. engage the barnacle? nope principal nick already said that in big nate flips out when he was making a comic when he was zTALKIng to nickolas (or however u spell it.
tammyspeakslife Premium Member almost 9 years ago
My high school’s rock band was called EXIT. I had lots of fun with that. :)
boomyoboom almost 9 years ago
Im SPEAKING TO LINCOLN PEIRCE!!!!
boomyoboom almost 9 years ago
i wonder why nate’s always so pumped up with his band practice?
gyroman12345 almost 9 years ago
“Random Passerby”
gymnastic1210 almost 9 years ago
haha I think this might take the wrong turn… like always :)
boomyoboom almost 9 years ago
how bout….. COOl guys…. or……. radical PUNCHor….. we will ROCK YOu
boomyoboom almost 9 years ago
Im lthinking… :p
boomyoboom almost 9 years ago
wait i thought nate hates artur.
boomyoboom almost 9 years ago
OOOOH I KNOW I NAME!!!!!!!!!!! PUNCHING SLAVERS
boomyoboom almost 9 years ago
MRS GODREY REAL FACE
boomyoboom almost 9 years ago
OR
Mike789 almost 9 years ago
Nate will probably name it “Nate-o-licious”
Love2laugh over 5 years ago
Even though they have nooooo idea what they were talking about they are instintly repulsed by the name anyway.
ransomjdonald about 5 years ago
Every time there band plays teddy brings up the 2 1\2 songs he can play XD
That Crazy Big Nate Fan about 4 years ago
“Random Passerbys”? whatever happened to yo?
MatthewMukkala almost 4 years ago
Enslave the Mollusk is a great name.
Trust nobody over 3 years ago
“Random passerby”? lincoln, you can do better
THRGEORGIE over 2 years ago
on god no cap