Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for March 30, 2018

That’s a SCRIPT! 9/10

Me: Bye bye birdie!Birdie: (Splats on the floor) SPLAT!Me: Whoops. Maybe birds don’t have tea during their afternoon tea breaks…

So all of the kids who were auditioning were terrible? That’s not a good sign.

Love American Idol auditions, never bother to watch the show.

Three major newspapers have sent Nate offer letters due to his keen rush to judgment.

“what’s the story, morning glory”

I thought their paper came out monthly

Wow, good job Nate. ;)

To anyone who’s wondering why the heck I’m participating in Alex Carey’s polls, you know what they say: If you can’t beat them, and if you’ll get hated for joining them, join in instead.

Today’s random comic!!!

http://www.gocomics.com/bignate/2005/08/16

Aug/16/2005

You’d think that if the teachers were saying curse words in there head they would be saying things a whole lot more censored then “cripes”. You know? XD

Next stop, the White House!

Speaking or writing before you think is a terrible habit, as is gossiping about something that may or may not even be true. As soon as the words or out of your mouth, or you have submitted your article, there’s no turning back; the deed is done. This is also why rumours should not be taken too seriously. As Ali ibn Abi Talib so aptly stated: “You are master of what you say until you utter it, once you deliver it, you are its captive. Preserve your tongue as you do your gold and money. One word could bring disgrace and the termination of a bliss.”

I’m surprised Gina let that one pass.

The observant reporter writes articles just as interesting as the unobservant one.

Nate gives an entire new meaning to fake news.

I knew this would get interesting!

Look at Nate’s tongue in panel two!