Big Nate by Lincoln Peirce for January 30, 2021

Finally Nate’s back to normal

Aw, this means the arc is over. Its a shame. I really liked this arc.

Marty’s mouth is still open in panel 3.

This comment section needs more moon man

So I finally went to the Big Nate Comments Wiki. Apparently I have an article on there.

My reaction?

What? Literally, just what?

Before a test is more stressful than after, no matter the resulting grade..

Ayo… What was named first, the color orange or the fruit orange? Dont make sense

That he might have to repeat Social Studies in summer school hasn’t begun to stress him. Yet.

WOW, I’m so relieved about nate going back to normal and that he is okay! :)

Ok you know that part of any test is when other people have their results and you don’t yet, it’s the worst…

this is the most relatable Nate comic Ive ever read

phew

This reminds me of the plastic water bottle strips where Nate bonks people on the head and they become happy for no reason, even if they should be annoyed.

Ha. I honestly would expect nothing less.

Yay insert sarcastic face

Good sleep, 1. Social Studies 1.

You like it? Heart it. Now let’s get into…

THE DARK SECRET OF P.S. 38: PART 4

Nate: GUYS! THE WORLD IS GOING TO GET DESTROYED!

Teddy and Francis look confused. They look at each other, and then they look back at Nate.

Nate: Y- you don’t understand! The- the school is evil! The principal wants to destroy the world!

Teddy and Francis, thinking it was one of Nate’s stupid ideas, laugh. Nate is irritated at them.

Teddy: Good one!

Francis: Yeah, like that’ll ever happen! You’re a good jokester!

Nate: Bu- but GUYS! YOU GOTTA BELIEVE ME! THE PRINCIPAL IS ACTUALLY AN ALIEN AND THEY HAVE A MISSILE AND-

Francis: The principal? An alien? Ha!

Suddenly, there is a loud noise so loud that Nate, Teddy, and Francis have to cover their ears. The loud noise seems to go on and on. Two minutes later, and it’s still going.

Teddy: WHAT IS THAT NOISE?

Francis: I THINK IT’S COMING FROM THE SCHOOL!

They all run to the school. There, a missile with the words “DE10000” on it is being raised up to the surface by a platform. More people go to the school to see where the noise is coming from, including Marty, Ellen, Mr. Eustis, and Spitsy. Eventually, the entire neighborhood shows up. Later, Alien Nichols reveals himself to everyone. He is standing on top of the school.

Alien Nichols: Greetings, earthlings! It is I, Principal Nichols! Or should I say, Alien Nichols!

Francis: What? The principal was an alien all along? Nate was right!

Nate: I tried to warn you!

Alien Nichols: Today marks a turning point in the history of the Solar System! We are aliens from the planet Mars, and we have decided to destroy your planet!

PART 4 CONTINUED IN REPLIES

…in other words, this arc wraps up like most of ’em do: back to “business as usual”……..

Seems like something nate would do

Poll: what is one thing that really annoys you?

For me, it’s liberty mutual commercials

Hello!

There goes that “Dream” weekend he had planned when his Dad makes him study his Social Studies over the weekend……

“I totally failed but it’s over.” No, Nate. Just no.

nate- “no i totally failed, but it is over!”me- dying of laughter :)

I thought this was going to be a week of hallucinations like in the first strip. Kinda disappointing but whatever.

This is all i have to say about this strip: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

oh and in need a new name. what should it be?

hey everyone

kind of seems he is faking his smile

Riddle: what has 13 hearts but no other organ

Aww…kinda hoping this one would go on for longer. Delving into Nate’s subconscious would have been funny. Maybe another time!

Nate, Nate, Nate. Why are you so proud that you FAILED. Like, well, I guess Nate’s so dumb that he thinks failed means passed.

Can someone type a made up arc in this comments thx

I’ll be back in like what, an hour

If anyone can count how many dots there are behind Nate in the 2nd panel then they deserve a cookie.

Hello!

I love it!

I’m august 13, 2013, fourth panel

In not im

Anyways how come nobody noticed teddy appeared out of nowhere

cat or dog?

Happy new year i reached 300

Lol

Ban

My notifications are getting destroyed for your spamming

As nate says “i totally failed it!” Francis comes bursting through the door, says, “OH MY GOD DEEDEE COME HERE” as nate sees deedee lying on the floor unconsious, nate rushes her yo the emergency room, slaps water on her face and says “yo you ok?” As that happens a physco doctor cesspool comes in the room, chainsaw and all, nate and francis takes out their elytras and firework rockets and tnt, blowns up the room, grabs deedee and elytras out of there. As they get away docter cesspool, up in the sky, with chainsaw wings, tries to get them, nate takes his knock-out-of-air bow out, hits dictor cesspool, and he falls down, just as doctor hit the ground he exploded into dust! He realized it was a shadow clone, nate uses rasagan, destroys doctor cesspool, and idk what next you guys say.

So you did well on the test? No, I totally failed. But its over!

okay, your nightmare did not come true

Duh

ive won but at what cost?

Why is Nate stressed because of a test??