what did the giraffe say when he saw the elephant marching over the hill?
“hey, here comes the elephant marching over the hill.”
what did the giraffe say when he saw the elephant marching over the hill while wearing sunglasses?
nothing, because he didn’t recognize him.
johnnydoc5 over 14 years ago
You’re tired!!!
WoodEye over 14 years ago
Boy! I wouldn’t want to change that diaper!
Templo S.U.D. over 14 years ago
This appears to be MUCH worse than that other stork trying to carry Dumbo.
carmy over 14 years ago
Give it up Stork, it’s just not gonna happen.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Who’s doing the leading here?
Good Morning Thom Thom
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
That’s why it takes 2 years to deliver one…
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 14 years ago
DF beat me to it again.
fredbuhl over 14 years ago
two years and 24 storks.
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 14 years ago
It wouldn’t be so bad if he hadn’t packed the trunk. Love the expression on the stork’s face☼
btw: anyone remember what is red and white outside and gray and white inside?
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Hello Goodquestion
Old joke but here goes………..Campbell’s Cream of Elephant Soup?
bmonk over 14 years ago
And, of course you all remember why elephants wear pink sneakers, don’t you?
Rakkav over 14 years ago
To hide in cherry trees!
Have you ever seen elephants hide in cherry trees?
Works pretty good, doesn’t it? ))
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
Why do elephants paint their toenails red?
So they can hide upside down in cherry trees and trip low flying canaries.
serenasakitty over 14 years ago
I have to say I’m offended by all the elephant jokes today. [I didn’t get to think of them first]
bmonk over 14 years ago
No, you fools, to hide in strawberry patches! They wear green coveralls with red polka-dots to hide in cherry trees!
(Sorry it took so long to get back, but my computer decided to go on a slow-down strike.)
GoodQuestion Premium Member over 14 years ago
Yup ♠LW♠ and why they have flat feet??
Thom Thom- you jogged the OLD elephant memories today. (hangs head, moves out of range)
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
What’s red & white on the outside, and grey & white on the inside?
Campbell’s Cream of Elephant Soup
tonytiger29 over 14 years ago
Who knows what that dark gooshy stuff is in between African elephants’ toes?
Slow pygmies.
tonytiger29 over 14 years ago
Horton hears a hernia.
Digital Frog over 14 years ago
What’s the difference between an elephant and a plum?
They’re both purple, except for the elephant.
bmonk over 14 years ago
I don’t have to worry about elephants, as long as I keep snapping my fingers. It irritates them and they keep their distance.
tabbylynn over 14 years ago
“an elephant never forgets”
Saucy1121 Premium Member over 14 years ago
Why did the elephant step on the marshmallow?
He didn’t want to fall in the hot chocolate.
COWBOY7 over 14 years ago
Heh, heh. That’s very funny, Saucy.
cleokaya over 14 years ago
Wouldn’t it be easier to just carry the trunk?
Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago
What’s the difference between an elephant and a plum?
I don’t know, but they’ll never let me into that circus again.
BTW, I thought it was the old year that’s supposed to be gray and wrinkled.
Shikamoo Premium Member over 14 years ago
What’s the point of the diaper if there’s a hole for his tail?
yyyguy over 14 years ago
what did the giraffe say when he saw the elephant marching over the hill? “hey, here comes the elephant marching over the hill.” what did the giraffe say when he saw the elephant marching over the hill while wearing sunglasses? nothing, because he didn’t recognize him.