“Waiter, there are SNAILS on her plate!! You’d think that in a fancy restaurant like this one they could keep the snails off of the food, but noooo. Now take this away and bring us some of those fancy cheese sandwiches and bring the lady something for five dollars.”
I am offended Thom. Over 30 years ago I was put off eating escargot when I ate one in a restaurant that hadn’t been cooked. It has only been recently that I have been able to enjoy eating them again. Until now that is. Deeply, deeply offended.
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
Only the live ones here for the lady & I, pal!
Good Morning Thom and Everyone!
Llewellenbruce almost 15 years ago
“What do you think I am? A vulture?
tabbylynn almost 15 years ago
poor server looks so confused/scared
JP Steve Premium Member almost 15 years ago
“Look at that S-car go!!”
JP Steve Premium Member almost 15 years ago
They must have been good! Only the good die young!
carmy almost 15 years ago
JP Steve, groan! They want to eat them live so they can feel them squirm down their throats. Yuck!!!
Happy Birthday, Tabby!
margueritem almost 15 years ago
Pacejv almost 15 years ago
Then that is Escarwent.
Edcole1961 almost 15 years ago
Tell the chef not to use so much salt.
tabbylynn almost 15 years ago
Marg and Carmy thanks!!! love you two!!!
parethed almost 15 years ago
The waiter has a bigger beak than those birds…
WoodEye almost 15 years ago
Truly a bird brain toon today!
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
That specialty is a slow mover on the menu!
Pacejv almost 15 years ago
Steve Martin would return it, too.
celeconecca almost 15 years ago
”I prefer to smash it myself against a rock”
Personally - I have tried escargot, escargot is not a friend of mine - ergo, no escargot.
I do like the color strips. They highlight the crazy nature of this strip!
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
You guys are on a roll this morning!
He’s reacting rather like a Klingon reacts to dead gagh (bloodworms). I can’t think of anything funnier (well, it’s funny to me at least).
freeholder1 almost 15 years ago
The next Top Chef contestant, please!
freeholder1 almost 15 years ago
The female bird needs a scar on her arm.
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
Good Morning Grog. I hope you’re feeling better today.
Digital Frog almost 15 years ago
He’s putting an embargo on the escargo…
Nighthawks Premium Member almost 15 years ago
maybe you would prefer some hot buffalo wings, sir….heh heh heh
MisngNOLA almost 15 years ago
“Waiter, there are SNAILS on her plate!! You’d think that in a fancy restaurant like this one they could keep the snails off of the food, but noooo. Now take this away and bring us some of those fancy cheese sandwiches and bring the lady something for five dollars.”
cleokaya almost 15 years ago
I am offended Thom. Over 30 years ago I was put off eating escargot when I ate one in a restaurant that hadn’t been cooked. It has only been recently that I have been able to enjoy eating them again. Until now that is. Deeply, deeply offended.
Saucy1121 Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Does that make it escargone?
GROG Premium Member almost 15 years ago
Maybe he’d prefer Red Wigglers - the cadillac of worms to dead snails.
Good morning Lonewolf. I’m a little better now, thanks, but there’s still a lot of room for improvement.
yyyguy almost 15 years ago
i love escargot, but it better be dead (and well cooked) or i ain’t touching it. nice reference, too, Grog.
bmonk almost 15 years ago
Hey–I see a face above the white shirt!
Never mind. It’s the waiter’s face…
Ooops! Premium Member almost 15 years ago
I prefer worms! Oh how they wiggle and squirm. Those long thin skinny ones, short fat juicy ones. Itsy-bitsy teeny weeny worms.
johnnydoc5 almost 15 years ago
My that waiter looks sharp.
lin4869 almost 15 years ago
The waiter’s right elbow and back look a little like a face?
Coyoty Premium Member almost 15 years ago
That waiter should slug him.
COWBOY7 almost 15 years ago
Or snail him up side the head!
Rakkav almost 15 years ago
Nah, he’s got too thick a shell.