Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 11, 2010

Aren’t they supposed to be stuck?

Good Morning Thom &All!

When you look up at a bird never open your mouth!

Oh so true, Woodeye! ROFLMTO

It’s taking you for a ride, old dude! Run, Joey, Run!

Dry, I see one of those lying down faces in the bushes!

Carrying you off won’t be the problem - it’ll be letting you go when you land! You might end up Beak Lickin’ Good just to get those talons disengaged!

And I’m offended that someone in your position wouldn’t think of something so simple and yet so terrifying. :))

Wrong choice. Young meat is more tender. It’s got the tough ole bird!

I think we’re gonna need a BIGGER shotgun!!

Good Morning Johanan. I will have to agree with you on being offended in a situation like that! And where have your CocoaMocha flavor additives been lately?

CARMY When I tell my shrink Friday what you’ve got me seeing, He’s going to put parental control on Gocomics, This could set me back to watching The Wizard of Oz while listening to The Dark Side of the Moon.

Lewreader not The Wizard of Oz!!!!!!!

Good Morning Supreme Leader of the Birdbrains Good Morning Lonewolf & Fellow Birdbrains

What kind of bird is big enough to carry off a human?

Well, they have special train dogs for physically challenged…why not giant eagles…

As the old man pleads to the bird “Carrion my wayward son instead please.”

The bird has grown since yesterday. My Timneh, Fitzroy is on my shoulder now. I’d better go make us breakfast as the sun is rising;-)

I think this is one of Thom’s Add Hawk toons….

What a gripping situation!

So that’s what happens when you give someone the bird.

Condor suit works!

@cleo, I was actually OK–until I got to your pun. That’s terrible. Now I’m deeply offended–that I didn’t think of it and get to post it first.

“Come by later… When I get home we’re having a barbecue.”

“Big birds dont grab people”c/o B&R.

Lonewolf, I’ve been using my real-life CocoMocha to write (mostly fiction) like a maniac. Look up the blog “The Portal of Light: Potential Realities” on Blogspot for a sample (there are links that lead elsewhere to other writings by me and others).

That’s got to hurt. But not for long- soon he won’t feel a thing.