Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for October 30, 2015

Very good point…it’s a good thing I don’t need a costume.

Here — I have a nice accountant costume for you, complete with a suit, a clip-on bow tie and a briefcase. They’ll never recognize you. It will be so fun….

There was a “Twilight Zone” episode where normal human beauty was treated as a curse.

But that’s why I got my frog.

I suggest “My Little Pony.”

Snookems is one of the few people who can come to the party as he is.

Beauty was a horse…

Gonna be tough to get a costume to fit him that does him justice.

They should ask what the face on his shirt thinks of the idea.

Through on a Hawiian shirt and go as a toruist!