Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for October 26, 2022

The buzzard’s saying, “Get out of the way, this one’s mine!”

And it broke everything else well.

Dave? Is that Super Dave Osborne?

Dive? This is not water bozo.

Skydiving 101: try to avoid the face plant.

Thank god for the ground or poor Dave would still be falling..

Can’t say I find this all that humorous.

When I was at Airborne School in the 70’s we were in the introduction and orientation day when an instructor died on impact. I stayed and finished the course but the incident remains with me through today. I made sure to check and recheck my chute and equipment. All of us did.

Recently a man lost his life jumping at a football game in Tennessee.

If he is ever able to make a second dive, he is a much braver man than I am

I wouldn’t try the first one unless my life depended on jt

Dave…can ya hear me now?

The vulture should be wearing his helmet. Nom, nom, nom, nom. :)

Rocket scientists call that “lithobraking”.

“Oh, yeah…I see it also broke your face, your limbs, and probably, numerous odds, and ends inside you.”

It wouldn’t have been so bad if it weren’t for the sudden stop at the end.