Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 08, 2023

Father will want the well done thighs, maybe some “finger” food.

Not sure she will still be around to tell him.

Stop that! You’re stifling the boys’ imagination.

Home? What home? You’d better wait outside sonny.

What if dad works overtime? Is that going to be a problem?

It’s Friday – Happy Hour at the the Hair of The Dog. Dad gets sloshed.

Back in the day, that was a famous saying…“wait til your father gets home”! The kids would get in trouble in school, then in trouble with the mom then she would say…..WTYFGH!

There were very few times I heard the statement “Wait until your dad gets home.” The discipline from those infractions was memorable. If I got into trouble at school and was disciplined, I didn’t get into trouble at home because my parents felt I had already been punished.

That’s a hot one…

MILF— Mom I’d Like on Fire.

The real CINDER-ella!

Reminiscent of an I Love Lucy gag, where Lucy was babysitting twin terrors.

Dad, tired and burned out from work would just say, “just don’t do it a gain”.