Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 26, 2023

Just try to bend over and kiss it goodbye.

Do a swan dive and go out in style.

How about a splat!

Try flapping your arms – faster faster faster.

Try a nose spin. Or a tail dive. If those don’t work……..oh well.

I’ll get on your back – maybe you can break my fall a little bit.

Just enjoy the free fall…..it’s over

Rag doll, it’s what all the kids are doing these days.

Crazy faces on their backs! :)

either way, you’re in for a jolt.

Now we – Splat…

Either works fine

Try a splort.