Birdbrains by Thom Bluemel for March 27, 2023

He builds them one piece at a time.

In just 7 days, I can make you a man

“I’m always looking for parts – new or used.”

“Got any parts that you’re not using?”

Err, I just remembered. I’m late for a date with Dr Phibes.

And it is pronounced ‘Fronk-en-steen’

He had her in stitches all night!

Thanks Thom, that was intricately clever and funny too…

He’s a real sex assemble.

How he comes across to her could depend on what he’s in the market for tonight. Is he a sexist creep, only seeing her as a collection of body parts? Or is he a truly enlightened male, interested only in her mind?

Rems of “Silence of the Lamb”