Bliss by Harry Bliss for January 05, 2018

THE DOG: I’m pretty sure they deliver.

THE MAN: Are you sure you don’t want to write all this down?

Weimeander – don’t use a Pointer..better a Retriever. (snicker)

Seeing how most dogs like to take the shortest direct route, you better advise him to take the elevator.

Now that’s a service dog.

[45 minutes later, dog in lounge chair perusing paper and lapping latte] What? You wanted it NOW?

He must have one of those new Robot Potted Plants.

Dogs are smart, but since they are color blind, they cannot tell a green awning from any other color.