A couple of weeks ago I was having a pretty bad start to my day. It was the weekend and an activity I wanted to engage in was moved to another location, several people, me included, were not made aware it was moved. I decided to go out for breakfast. On the way an idiot swerved into my lane as I was trying to pass, making me more upset. I turned around to go home, deciding I was in no shape to drive, then turned back toward the restaurant, determined not to let it bother me.
My daughter and I get seated, after ordering I asked the waitress if I can have some water, she says, “No, we’re all out”. Then later I ask for napkins, she says, “No, you can’t have any.” Then I say, “Tip? What tip?” Perfect service after that for me, and a 40% tip for the waitress.
BE THIS GUY over 6 years ago
“I don’t have to worry about whether I look like a #!!@* or not. We’ve already slept together.”
electricshadow Premium Member over 6 years ago
“Couldn’t I just settle for a tip that makes me look like a @$$?”
Lady Bri over 6 years ago
Only in America where you have to tip even if you thought the service was shite.
ganeydn over 6 years ago
Only in America where wait staff can be paid less than minimum wage and must rely on tips to survive.
kennowenster over 6 years ago
“There’s an app for that”
Jeff0811 over 6 years ago
A couple of weeks ago I was having a pretty bad start to my day. It was the weekend and an activity I wanted to engage in was moved to another location, several people, me included, were not made aware it was moved. I decided to go out for breakfast. On the way an idiot swerved into my lane as I was trying to pass, making me more upset. I turned around to go home, deciding I was in no shape to drive, then turned back toward the restaurant, determined not to let it bother me.
My daughter and I get seated, after ordering I asked the waitress if I can have some water, she says, “No, we’re all out”. Then later I ask for napkins, she says, “No, you can’t have any.” Then I say, “Tip? What tip?” Perfect service after that for me, and a 40% tip for the waitress.