Bliss by Harry Bliss for July 23, 2019

Should take up the boomerang.

I’d like to see his follow-through again, please!!

Striker in “Airplane!” had a drinking problem. Compared to this, that problem is nothing.

Blue jumper there looks like he’s using psychokinesis.

Ouch ! Time for a different game ;-)

Trick dart, like the dribble cup; fun for the whole family.

If he played lawn darts, the dart would defy gravity and never come back down.

I was at a party that was getting out of hand. I happened to throw a dart at a dart board just as my brother stepped in front of me. I hit him in the head. The point went under the skin just below his hairline on his forehead. At first he tried to brush it out, thinking it was caught in his hair. Realizing it was stuck in his forehead, he sat down next to a good looking young lady and said, “Hi, my names Mark. Would you mind pulling this dart out of my forehead.” It was one of the best pickup lines ever.

have to stop playing with those boomerang darts!

And people wonder why the sport of Boomerdarts never caught on.

Somebody turn off that fan!

Was that a Zorg Industries ZF-1 Pod Weapons System dart?

Heat seeking missile.

he just cant seem to get the point…