I was at a party that was getting out of hand. I happened to throw a dart at a dart board just as my brother stepped in front of me. I hit him in the head. The point went under the skin just below his hairline on his forehead. At first he tried to brush it out, thinking it was caught in his hair. Realizing it was stuck in his forehead, he sat down next to a good looking young lady and said, “Hi, my names Mark. Would you mind pulling this dart out of my forehead.” It was one of the best pickup lines ever.
BE THIS GUY about 5 years ago
Should take up the boomerang.
SHIVA about 5 years ago
I’d like to see his follow-through again, please!!
electricshadow Premium Member about 5 years ago
Striker in “Airplane!” had a drinking problem. Compared to this, that problem is nothing.
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member about 5 years ago
Blue jumper there looks like he’s using psychokinesis.
Breadboard about 5 years ago
Ouch ! Time for a different game ;-)
J Short about 5 years ago
Trick dart, like the dribble cup; fun for the whole family.
Jeff0811 about 5 years ago
If he played lawn darts, the dart would defy gravity and never come back down.
J Short about 5 years ago
I was at a party that was getting out of hand. I happened to throw a dart at a dart board just as my brother stepped in front of me. I hit him in the head. The point went under the skin just below his hairline on his forehead. At first he tried to brush it out, thinking it was caught in his hair. Realizing it was stuck in his forehead, he sat down next to a good looking young lady and said, “Hi, my names Mark. Would you mind pulling this dart out of my forehead.” It was one of the best pickup lines ever.
jagedlo about 5 years ago
have to stop playing with those boomerang darts!
nosirrom about 5 years ago
And people wonder why the sport of Boomerdarts never caught on.
WCraft Premium Member about 5 years ago
Somebody turn off that fan!
Kabana_Bhoy about 5 years ago
Was that a Zorg Industries ZF-1 Pod Weapons System dart?
the lost wizard about 5 years ago
Heat seeking missile.
Shawn Black Premium Member about 5 years ago
he just cant seem to get the point…