Bliss by Harry Bliss for April 22, 2020

I always thought he was a friendly God.

I’ve known since I was six, and a poodle named Jill saved my family from fire, AND two ill-intended burglars (one took 142 stitches to sew back together when she was done) that god is just Dog spelled backward.

Great, nothing to worry about.

Yikes!

Are you sure it’s not ‘Beware of “The Big Lebowski”’? Looks like the Dude to me.

Best to grease the skids …

I always try to beware of God. That’s why I avoid churches.

I need to get this in my yard!

and he WILL bite

Bliss has run out of good material.

Oh Lord! Preserve us from the en masse follies of Your followers!

Insulting!

Or, “be aware of God”.

Believing in the ‘imaginary’ can be very harmful.

We should all have a (healthy) fear of God. He is very real.

Dyslexics untie!!!

Vengeance is mine.

Were it not for Disney’s pitbull lawyers, I’d have shown the good lookin’ fella with the hammer keeping guard.

This would have been funnier without the Monty Pythonesque godhead.

remind me not to read the comments for Bliss.