Bliss by Harry Bliss for April 24, 2020

Ok, Leopold and Loeb.

I was thinking Barr and Stephen Miller.

Maybe it’s that irritating guy with the dog!!

Looks like a cut scene from Goodfellas.

‘a good friend will help you move, but a true friend will help you move a body’

could have been worse, it could have been a fat guy you murdered…

Don’t forget the cannoli.

Better call Saul …..

Gives new meaning to, “A body at rest”.

I was thinking Bill and Hillary

You can probably outsource that by now.

Call Burke & Hare Services!

Good way to kill a little time.

Nooo..Thinking about premeditated murder is not a good thing.

The freezer and wood chipper have always been my go to.

This is not an essential service.

Also, you only have to kill one or two people before you get blamed for every corpse that turns up for miles around. A total hassle.

“But, of course, I’d never, never murder you.”

Just remember the 100 lbs. of quicklime

A hint to kitchen murderers—blood is much easier to remove if you let the gouts dry overnight and the use a paint scraper to peel them up. Then a broom and dust pan take care of the remnants.

Cleanup is exhausting? You haven’t even started digging yet!