Bliss by Harry Bliss for May 14, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  over 4 years ago

    Just keep amusing each other until that day comes.

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    A Common 'tator  over 4 years ago

    I’m just a mite confused… All the restaurants, bars and cafés are closed, so they’re not sitting in a public place… Therefore, they’re at home… They’re not allowed to travel to visit socially, and even if that weren’t the case, they should be maintaining 1 – 2m between them…

    My real question here is… Do they really dress like this at home? :-) Lol

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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    Clowns aren’t so scary these days.

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    blunebottle  over 4 years ago

    They’re longing to get back to packing 42 clowns into a VW.

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    jagedlo  over 4 years ago

    And getting back to a time where you don’t hear the phrases “social distancing”, “the New Normal”, etc….

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    Breadboard  over 4 years ago

    Name … The name was Abby …. Abby Normal ;-)

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    J Short  over 4 years ago

    Rules for Covid:

    You can’t leave the house for any reason, but if you have to, then you can.Masks are useless, but maybe you should wear one, it can save you. They might not work but may be mandatory as well.Stores are closed, except those that are open.This virus is deadly but not too scary, except that you could die, or you might have already had it and didn’t even know.Gloves won’t help, but they can still help.Everyone needs to stay home, but get out and exercise, but you might get in trouble, unless no one else is exercising where you are.There is no shortage of groceries in the supermarket, but there are many things missing; but not in the morning. Sometimes.The virus has no effect on children except those it affects.You will have many symptoms when you are sick, but you could be sick without symptoms, or have symptoms without being sick.You can immediately eat the restaurant food delivered to your house, but have your groceries decontaminated outside for three hours.You are safe if you maintain six feet distance from others, as long as those people are strangers. Seeing friends at a safe distance is forbidden.The virus remains active on different surfaces for two hours, no, four, no, six, no maybe days? But it takes a damp environment. But also a dry one.We count the number of deaths but we don’t know how many people are infected as we only test those who were almost dead to find out if that’s what they will die of.We have no treatment, except maybe one that works unless you take the wrong amount. There’s no way to know.We should stay locked up until the virus disappears, but it will only disappear if we establish collective immunity, which requires leaving your house, so get out more while staying inside.
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    losflemings  over 4 years ago

    I don’t get it leave a comment if you do!

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    BDY  over 4 years ago

    Trump and Pence enjoying cups of coffee together.

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    captastro  over 4 years ago

    Staff meeting at the Trump White House cafeteria.

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    mistercatworks  over 4 years ago

    This is an example of the clowns who think a mask is makeup or a fashion accessory, violate safe distancing rules and somehow think things are going to get better despite their unhealthy, antisocial behavior

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    the lost wizard  over 4 years ago

    Gives us plenty of time to make up.

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    Teto85 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Not up to Mr Bliss’s usual standards. Oh look, Mr Martin is “helping” with this one.

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    dogday Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Dateline: Washington, D.C.: Send in the clowns. Don’t bother…they’re here.

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    maryca1  over 4 years ago

    brilliant

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    RonBerg13 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Did you hear about the clown who took his coffee back to Starbucks and complained that it didn’t taste funny?

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