Bliss by Harry Bliss for May 14, 2020

Just keep amusing each other until that day comes.

I’m just a mite confused… All the restaurants, bars and cafés are closed, so they’re not sitting in a public place… Therefore, they’re at home… They’re not allowed to travel to visit socially, and even if that weren’t the case, they should be maintaining 1 – 2m between them…

My real question here is… Do they really dress like this at home? :-) Lol

Clowns aren’t so scary these days.

They’re longing to get back to packing 42 clowns into a VW.

And getting back to a time where you don’t hear the phrases “social distancing”, “the New Normal”, etc….

Name … The name was Abby …. Abby Normal ;-)

Rules for Covid:

You can’t leave the house for any reason, but if you have to, then you can.Masks are useless, but maybe you should wear one, it can save you. They might not work but may be mandatory as well.Stores are closed, except those that are open.This virus is deadly but not too scary, except that you could die, or you might have already had it and didn’t even know.Gloves won’t help, but they can still help.Everyone needs to stay home, but get out and exercise, but you might get in trouble, unless no one else is exercising where you are.There is no shortage of groceries in the supermarket, but there are many things missing; but not in the morning. Sometimes.The virus has no effect on children except those it affects.You will have many symptoms when you are sick, but you could be sick without symptoms, or have symptoms without being sick.You can immediately eat the restaurant food delivered to your house, but have your groceries decontaminated outside for three hours.You are safe if you maintain six feet distance from others, as long as those people are strangers. Seeing friends at a safe distance is forbidden.The virus remains active on different surfaces for two hours, no, four, no, six, no maybe days? But it takes a damp environment. But also a dry one.We count the number of deaths but we don’t know how many people are infected as we only test those who were almost dead to find out if that’s what they will die of.We have no treatment, except maybe one that works unless you take the wrong amount. There’s no way to know.We should stay locked up until the virus disappears, but it will only disappear if we establish collective immunity, which requires leaving your house, so get out more while staying inside.

I don’t get it leave a comment if you do!

Trump and Pence enjoying cups of coffee together.

Staff meeting at the Trump White House cafeteria.

This is an example of the clowns who think a mask is makeup or a fashion accessory, violate safe distancing rules and somehow think things are going to get better despite their unhealthy, antisocial behavior

Gives us plenty of time to make up.

Not up to Mr Bliss’s usual standards. Oh look, Mr Martin is “helping” with this one.

Dateline: Washington, D.C.: Send in the clowns. Don’t bother…they’re here.

brilliant

Did you hear about the clown who took his coffee back to Starbucks and complained that it didn’t taste funny?