“A giant porcupine?” “When have you ever seen a porcupine?” “I don’t think porcupines even live around here.” “Oh … and … When (if) we get home, I’m going to enroll you in a class on identifying animal tracks.”
Now THAT’s funny! Reminds me of two friends we had. Two ladies, sisters, older, and, um, rather the antithesis of athletic. But avid travelers. One trip took them to the Wisconsin woody wilderness in winter. Pulling over to a parking area in a preserve, they noticed tracks in the snow leading away into the woods. Large tracks. "OOHHH, let’s see what kind of animal it is, " says Sister One. “Great idea”, says Sister Two. And off they go, following the tracks, Two large, older women. In the snow. Alone. I asked them what exactly they were going to do with this animal if they found it. “Oh. We never thought of that.” Which is why fluffy woodland predators hang out near parking lots.
BE THIS GUY almost 4 years ago
Honey is going to get a head start on you while you track that giant porcupine.
SHIVA almost 4 years ago
His last recorded words!!!
Strob Premium Member almost 4 years ago
“Bear with me here…”
The Reader Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Prepare to be quilled to death!
in-dubio-pro-rainbow almost 4 years ago
Are you sure?
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member almost 4 years ago
The bear is going to be, “enjoying the go” as you both poop your pants!
scote1379 Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Aaahhhhh , Lunch !
Doug K almost 4 years ago
“A giant porcupine?” “When have you ever seen a porcupine?” “I don’t think porcupines even live around here.” “Oh … and … When (if) we get home, I’m going to enroll you in a class on identifying animal tracks.”
Breadboard almost 4 years ago
Looks like this one will get a fast education !
jagedlo almost 4 years ago
I love the reaction of the soon-to-be widow…
pathamil almost 4 years ago
Darwin Award candidate…
Vegetable Patch 62+236 almost 4 years ago
I suspected the Bear Tooth Pass would be tougher than the Loveland pass. ♪♪ ’ The bear went over the mountain…to see what he could EAT???’
Vegetable Patch 62+236 almost 4 years ago
On 2nd thought, the Porcupine Mountains do allow brown bears to roam where the buffalo don’t really roam anymore.
Michael G. almost 4 years ago
It’s getting really prickly in 3, 2, 1 …
kennowenster almost 4 years ago
He’s about to get the point that there is a difference..
sandflea almost 4 years ago
That could turn into a grizzly scene.
bobbyferrel almost 4 years ago
Stand by for a sticky situation.
mistercatworks almost 4 years ago
That bear looks like he just ate a giant porcupine.
IshkaBibel1 almost 4 years ago
It helps to know that bears and porcupines are both plantigrade.
JAY REIDER Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Look for the tiny bells!
dogday Premium Member almost 4 years ago
Now THAT’s funny! Reminds me of two friends we had. Two ladies, sisters, older, and, um, rather the antithesis of athletic. But avid travelers. One trip took them to the Wisconsin woody wilderness in winter. Pulling over to a parking area in a preserve, they noticed tracks in the snow leading away into the woods. Large tracks. "OOHHH, let’s see what kind of animal it is, " says Sister One. “Great idea”, says Sister Two. And off they go, following the tracks, Two large, older women. In the snow. Alone. I asked them what exactly they were going to do with this animal if they found it. “Oh. We never thought of that.” Which is why fluffy woodland predators hang out near parking lots.
Rolf Rykken Premium Member almost 4 years ago
It’s just Bear from “Bear with Me” (orig “Molly and the Bear”). He’d correct her verbally. : )
NWdryad almost 4 years ago
Aaand another one out of the gene pool.
Darryl Heine almost 4 years ago
Why not groundhog tracks or hedgehog tracks?
tinstar almost 4 years ago
His father always told him that he wouldn’t amount to s—t… I think, he’s about to prove dad wrong.
Andrew Sleeth almost 4 years ago
Sure it’s not a small T. Rex?