When a man’s partner is killed he’s supposed to do something about it. It doesn’t make any difference what you thought of him. He was your partner and you’re supposed to do something about it.Yup, she’s gonna kill him!
“God, but it was fun! It was the way I liked it. No arguing, no talking to the stupid peasants. I just walked into that room with a tommy gun and shot their guts out. They never thought that there were people like me in this country. They figured us all to be soft as horse manure and just as stupid.” — One Lonely Night
BE THIS GUY over 2 years ago
Mom prefers Dashiell Hammett
juicebruce over 2 years ago
Well Mom next time you may do the reading ;-) Love the hat and trench coat look .
Teto85 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Bedtime at Max Collin’s house.
The Reader Premium Member over 2 years ago
When a man’s partner is killed he’s supposed to do something about it. It doesn’t make any difference what you thought of him. He was your partner and you’re supposed to do something about it.Yup, she’s gonna kill him!
jagedlo over 2 years ago
Not quite the detective that Marlowe is, are you, Dad?
potfarmer over 2 years ago
Yes, she’s going to remind you to take your hat off indoors.
Dobber Premium Member over 2 years ago
Is this the same dad from Feb 3? He really wants out of this marriage doesn’t he?
JakeJakoubek over 2 years ago
Never read with your back to the door.
uniquename over 2 years ago
If Marlowe is there, can Scrooge be far behind? Oliver good Twist to a story.
Sorry, Frank and Earnest had a Dickens joke and I can’t get off it.
prrdh over 2 years ago
I never thought of using The Big Sleep this way, but it makes a kind of sense.
KEA over 2 years ago
this is why I wasn’t allowed to read bedtime stories to my son (i kinda gravitated toward H P Lovecraft)
William Robbins Premium Member over 2 years ago
More my speed than Ulysses, if i’m honest…
MeGoNow Premium Member over 2 years ago
At least it wasn’t Spilane.
“God, but it was fun! It was the way I liked it. No arguing, no talking to the stupid peasants. I just walked into that room with a tommy gun and shot their guts out. They never thought that there were people like me in this country. They figured us all to be soft as horse manure and just as stupid.” — One Lonely Night
WCraft Premium Member over 2 years ago
Switch to something more tame for the young one. How about Where the Wild Things Are?
Lightpainter over 2 years ago
This is the kind of bedtime story Calvin would like!
raybarb44 over 2 years ago
Busted……,.,
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
A funny toon never the less!
Terri079 Premium Member over 2 years ago
BeniHanna6 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Mommy is such a downer.
Miss Buttinsky Premium Member over 2 years ago
Really funny.
Decius Premium Member over 2 years ago
Did he buy her the clown doll? That’s more sus than the story
dawgznkatz over 2 years ago
Dad needs to stick to the Hardy Boys.
spaced man spliff over 2 years ago
Didja take a peek outta the High Window?
gopher gofer over 2 years ago
♪ but she just wants to lay in bed all night reading raymond chandler…
Super Fly over 2 years ago
Would you prefer a black widow or a tarantula on your angel food cake, sweetie?
Ken in Ohio over 2 years ago
Brevity appears to be on the same page today.