Bliss by Harry Bliss for November 14, 2022

The woman who’s going to take half of everything you have.

I would couch my words, if I were you!!!

A woman who’s trying to ruin our relationship.

Yeah, where is the dog?

Is that Alexa?

If you can’t be with the one you love… Love the one your with…

Oy!

You better hope she’s sound asleep and isn’t hearing what you are saying!

If may very well be… Siri.

New medical device for people who have poor memory.

Deloris

And you may ask yourself, “How do I work this?”

And you may ask yourself, “Where is that large automobile?”

And you may tell yourself, “This is not my beautiful house”

And you may tell yourself, “This is not my beautiful wife”

(Talking Heads)

Next time your dog scores a date for you, get her name first.

This used to be a quite common occurrence for me in the 1970’s

he is in SO much trouble

It’s not your dog, for a change.

That IS Siri. You’ve finally gone completely insane.

“And what did I have to drink, and how much?”

A lady should always know where she left her clothes, and a gentleman should always know the name of the lady in his bed.

Early onset

Siri doesn’t know everything….yet.

You should be asking whose house you’re in.

I’m guessing he’ll regret not taking Will Rogers’s advice when Will said, “Never miss a good chance to shut up.”