Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for April 28, 2016

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    Pointspread  over 8 years ago

    Funny!

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    common sanse  over 8 years ago

    Oh. Too late. The Republicans have corralled all the bumbling nitwits.

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    Ravenswing  over 8 years ago

    Heh, thank you, Mr. Breathed. “Person of color” is by leaps and bounds the most idiotic of the breathtaking sweep of euphemisms in the colored-Negro-black-AfricanAmerican range. Me, I’m a person of color: I’m beige. (Also silver, blue, red and dark brown, what hairs are left of that color.).Pity, if you will — I certainly refuse — those poor C-N-B-AA-PoC warriors, who just can’t stand it when those damnable white folks actually dare to use the latest euphemism, and “force” them to come up with a new one.

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    Sisyphos  over 8 years ago

    Poor Opus! The Clinton Machine will make chum out of him!

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    jrankin1959  over 8 years ago

    Splitting up the Meadow Party ticket? Outrageous!

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    Sherlock Watson  over 8 years ago

    You gotta love someone who looks like a cross between Elton John and a hippie.

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    Port&Hodge4ever  over 8 years ago

    OK, now I get it. The Meadow Party knows from past experience that they cannot win by fielding candidates under their own brand. So they are trying to get the major parties to nominate their candidates. If Bill gets the Republican nomination and Opus gets the Democratic nomination, then the Meadow Party agenda is guaranteed to make it to the White House. Bill and Opus as running mates has been done before (twice), but Bill vs. Opus sounds really exciting and new.Bill OR Opus for 2016!Now Bill and Opus need some new running mates, So why not bring back Portnoy and Hodge Podge to be the new Veep candidates. Portnoy hates Bill so he’ll probably be Opus’ Veep. Hodge Podge, since they were in the Boingers together, will probably be willing to be Bill’s Veep.Hmm, I never thought of this. Opus isn’t a native born American so he’s not eligible to be President. I’m sure the Donald will be happy to to remind him of this fact.

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    Port&Hodge4ever  over 8 years ago

    Wow, that’s a mighty long extension cord on that landline!

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    johngregor Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Oh my! Even the Democrats are starting to catch on. Things don’t look good for the Donor Class.

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