Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for May 25, 2016

To-do list for Opus::1. Get your motor running.2. Head out on the highway.3. Look for adventure and whatever comes your way.

Opus, if you don’t take her up on her offer, I just might …

(remembers the whole business with the wood chipper)

… or not.

Ummm… What are your feelings about shedding and fleas?

Take the sandwich and go with the gal.

I remember witnessing his not knowing what to do with that luscious redhead who showed up to the newspaper office (the Picayune?)

“Ronco turnip-twaddler lives”? Boy, that’s depressing!

You only live once, Opus. Fly, you flightless wonder, you!

women do not care what guys look like? that is unrealistic. many women like what channing tatum looks like. or, george clooney. or, bieber. or, the hemsworth brothers. or, the francos. or, tom brady.

“Yes, Ernie – let’s ride off to find that great good place where Atticus Finch is still noble and politicians are actual public servants… oh, shoot – skip it.”

Born to be mild.

And they migrate.

It’s time, Opus.

It’s time.

Follow his lead. Heaven awaits.

Does she know you or what, Opus old boy? Listen to Binkley, a man who knows from heartbreak and regret.

The Turnip Twaddler! I missed that!

Opus, grab your sandwich, hop on that hog and go twaddle that hot little turnip!

這個漫畫是很好的…