Bloom County 2019 by Berkeley Breathed for September 15, 2016

What I want to know is, will she hook up with Hodge-Podge again?

So many meanings for the word shot. There should be more words.

Now that you are done being silly. Why does Rosebud have Y fronts on? Comfy as they may be, we girls don’t go gally-vanting around town in men’s panties.

All of you (including me) hasn’t forgotten what [whispering] Rosebud and Hodge-Podge did close to the waning years of this comic long ago!

Oh yeah, the 64 jackabasselopes, who mature and leave in seven days!

Okay, okay, I had to look that up, so thank you to Wikipedia!

Almost a century ago my wife used to don my tightie-whities and nothing else in the morning to motivate me to get out of bed. It worked every time. Then she would take pictures of herself and hide them in my duffel when I was assigned overseas. Got a little embarrassing once at customs in Turkey. Fortunately the agent understood it was my wife and that I wasn’t smuggling porn into his country. Apparently a huge crime there. Now boxers frame this old fart. So if Rosebud thinks she looks sweet in them more power to her.

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

So, to summarize this appalling misadventure: one puddltino, no foam, no whip, no shot, extra hot. Is that correct, sir (or ma’am, as the case may be today)?

Thank God, this is over. Pointless and not funny…. And what’s up with the light blue antlers?