I’ve been in Binkley’s shoes. Combination of natural nerves with an hour-long lecture before the date about how you’d BETTER not try anything because you weren’t worth the dirt on her shoes, sprinkle in an upbringing where you were repeatedly told how the slightest more-than-strictly-professional-and-platonic movement towards any woman – wanted, accidental, or otherwise – would either land you in jail or make you a social pariah (assuming you survived the now well-deserved beating from her and her friends), and you have a bundle of pure misery who wants to have fun, but is terrified that anything he tries will result in jail time.
Bring me memories of youth, I was sooo so, shy at the tender age of eight, I so much wanted to kiss an ugly girl just to get it out of the way, And when I was like ten, Two real cute sisters wanted to kiss me for the same reason and even told me of their intentions, Long story short, I chickened out ! I blame my trauma because I was called “Toad face” by my own friends
Odd Dog Premium Member about 6 years ago
Binkley you weenie!
Enter.Name.Here about 6 years ago
Could she make it any easier for him?
lucky444 about 6 years ago
Kiss her, stupid (from Billy Wilder I think)
Sisu60 about 6 years ago
Binkley kiss her
Skeptical Meg about 6 years ago
Uh-oh. I fear a #metoo moment is coming up. From Binkley.
JohnFarson19 about 6 years ago
The best laid plans of mice and men…
Wren Fahel about 6 years ago
I’m thinking that she’s wanting a little “radical”…
Adiraiju about 6 years ago
I’ve been in Binkley’s shoes. Combination of natural nerves with an hour-long lecture before the date about how you’d BETTER not try anything because you weren’t worth the dirt on her shoes, sprinkle in an upbringing where you were repeatedly told how the slightest more-than-strictly-professional-and-platonic movement towards any woman – wanted, accidental, or otherwise – would either land you in jail or make you a social pariah (assuming you survived the now well-deserved beating from her and her friends), and you have a bundle of pure misery who wants to have fun, but is terrified that anything he tries will result in jail time.
Goodness, that’s a terrible run-on sentence.
chienetfou about 6 years ago
Yoou can do eet! (apologies water boy)
sufamelico about 6 years ago
Bring me memories of youth, I was sooo so, shy at the tender age of eight, I so much wanted to kiss an ugly girl just to get it out of the way, And when I was like ten, Two real cute sisters wanted to kiss me for the same reason and even told me of their intentions, Long story short, I chickened out ! I blame my trauma because I was called “Toad face” by my own friends
Sisyphos about 6 years ago
Poor Blondie. Young Binkley isn’t man enough for her. He is indeed a weenie!