Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for June 27, 2020

I wish I had been adopted from Kurdish yak herders. Instead, I inherited my mother’s bad back and my father’s receding hairline.

So what’s wrong with being adopted from Kurdish yak herders?

He will grow up to battle the evil yak who took him from his parents and take his place as the rightful ruler of Kurdistan. Now if only he could do something about those bombs…

Having seen his old man, he would’ve been better off with the Kurdish yak herders.

that quote is attributed to Betty Davis.

“Mom, am I adopted?” “Not yet.”

He looks pretty young for an “adolescent”.

Looks like a Snark, to me…

“In the midst of the word he was trying to say,In the midst of his laughter and glee,He had softly and suddenly vanished away—For the Snark was a Boojum, you see.” Lewis Carroll

Poor Bink.

Why did you adopt me?

i hear the narration in the voice of rod serling!

I thought they got him at the Salvation Army Store!

Go, Anxiety-monster!

I do dislike Young Binkley.

hey kiddies: “a portrait of..” was the ciggy accompanied opening monologue hook for a once upon a time cbs weekly sci-fi show “Twilight Zone”. a few years later the 50 y.o. creator / host died of lung cancer, duh.

(hash tag goes here) Cigarettes Kill

How sad. Our small human is a Kurdish Yak Herder Hater. Be proud and say it loud about your heritage our so little yak herder!