Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for July 21, 2022

Again, so close.

Ah, the very definition of savoir faire…

Well, there’s always Diane Sawyer.

And stop using the phone as a hat.

The " Lady " that I loved was "Jessica Savage " , I was sickened when I heard of how her and her friends lives were taken : (

Opus, she’s already married to Maurie Povich. (Yikes! They’re pushing forty years.)

Ponn farr for penguins?

What’s the date on this strip? Connie married Maury Povich in 1984.

Maury Povich or Opus…tough choice. Pass the sardines.

Alan Alda grew up backstage at a burlesque show so who knows how he would have handled it.

You can expect the police to come over to investigate phone harassment and stalking any time now, if Ms. Chung presses suit….