Bloom County by Berkeley Breathed for January 10, 2025

Hair that smells of cat pee

I remember reading this strip back in 1988 (I think) and saying to myself, “I am glad I have a full head of hair and do not have to worry about that.” Ah the folly of youth. By the time I was thirty I was already shaving my head to cover up the MPB. Now I just sit back and reflect how much money I was wasting at the barber shop.

- And thus was Rogaine discovered: an anti-hypertensive with the side-effect of hair growth. For some, thus, an aphrodisiac.

Another potential treatment for hypertension and angina pectoris had a slightly different side-effect, and thus was born Viagra.

Ain’t science great?

I was really impressed with the speedy results!

There was this strange dandruff shampoo commercial where people would reject handsome and beautiful people because of white flakes!! Yeah, Scarlett Johanssen has dandruff, not gonna date her!!!

hey if that hair regrowth also comes with pheromones, sign me up!

“They love to run their fingers through your hair.” – Brylcreem

Now find a way to grow him a chin.

I knew it, cats will save humanity!

I can see Steve bathing in it.