The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for June 05, 2022
June 04, 2022
June 06, 2022
Transcript:
Riley: I want to go see a movie. A good one. With gore and stuff. What's playing? Huey: Well, let's see what Hollywood is offering up this weekend. Here's a movie about a killer alligator called "lake placid." Riley: Wack. Next. Huey: Here's a movie about a killer shark called "deep blue sea." Riley: That sounds like garbage, too. Huey: I'm afraid Hollywood has officially run out of ideas. Riley: Tough choice... Alligators or sharks... Huey: Wait - it says here LL Cool J is in "deep blue sea." Riley: Well then, that settles it... Huey: Three for "lake placid," please. Granddad: Now boys, are you sure no rappers are in this movie? I saw that boy Ice Cube in "anaconda" and he was so bad I had stomach cramps!
I’ve seen rappers in movies. That’s what we in the satire world call a “Flop-Star”. That’s when a studio hires a singer to be the lead role, but said singer turns out to be the worst actor ever.