The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for June 05, 2022
Transcript:
Riley: I want to go see a movie. A good one. With gore and stuff. What's playing? Huey: Well, let's see what Hollywood is offering up this weekend. Here's a movie about a killer alligator called "lake placid." Riley: Wack. Next. Huey: Here's a movie about a killer shark called "deep blue sea." Riley: That sounds like garbage, too. Huey: I'm afraid Hollywood has officially run out of ideas. Riley: Tough choice... Alligators or sharks... Huey: Wait - it says here LL Cool J is in "deep blue sea." Riley: Well then, that settles it... Huey: Three for "lake placid," please. Granddad: Now boys, are you sure no rappers are in this movie? I saw that boy Ice Cube in "anaconda" and he was so bad I had stomach cramps!
Algolei I over 2 years ago
They picked the better one, but it was pure luck.
I bet if they’d called it “Betty White’s Beach House” it would have done better at the box office.
Ellis97 over 2 years ago
I’ve seen rappers in movies. That’s what we in the satire world call a “Flop-Star”. That’s when a studio hires a singer to be the lead role, but said singer turns out to be the worst actor ever.
alanoodle over 2 years ago
Is it me or is The Boondocks getting even smaller?
kaffekup over 2 years ago
I liked “Deep Blue Sea”. And was happy to see LL Cool J survive, although I didn’t care for Samuel L Jackson’s fate.
schaefer jim over 2 years ago
My bitch with this toon is the print is too small to read especially on Sunday, even with cheaters!
Ammo hates the comment policy Premium Member over 2 years ago
Cube was great in Barbershop. RN4L
phoenixnyc over 2 years ago
Hmmmm….Betty White making a fellatio joke or Samuel Jackson in one of the most epic screen deaths ever……..tough choice.