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The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for September 28, 2022
September 27, 2022
September 29, 2022
Transcript:
The Santa conspiracy: the CIA connection... Huey: I know it sounds crazy - just give me a minute to explain. Think about what it must cost to run Santa's operation. A secret arctic base, henchmen, massive distribution center, back-engineered alien transportation... Where's all this money coming from? Huh? Who's bankrolling this operation? It's gotta be CIA money - probably from illegal drug trafficking! Tom: Are you saying that Santa Claus is responsible for the crack epidemic? Huey: That is exactly what I'm saying!
It’s making more sense by the minute!
(As anyone who’s had an ear to the street at any time in the last 60 years knows, the main player in the South American drug trade has always been the CIA; the original idea was to flood Black neighborhoods with heroin to kill the Civil Rights movement, but it grew into the major funding source for both The Company and all the brutal right-wing dictatorships they installed & propped up.)