The Boondocks by Aaron McGruder for September 22, 2024
Transcript:
Huey: I wonder if Santa will make it this year... Jazmine: Huh? Huey: I mean... I wonder if an F-16 pilot could lock a sidewinder air-to-air missile onto the heat signature from Rudolph's nose... Jazmine: What?! Huey: "Operation noble eagle" I'm just sayin'... accidents happen...
Johnny Q Premium Member about 5 hours ago
Anyone remember this schoolboy song?
Rudolph the Red-Nosed Cowboy had a very shiny gun,
And if you ever saw it, you would turn around and run!
Then one foggy Christmas Eve, the Sheriff came to say:
“Rudolph, with your gun so bright, won’t you shoot my wife tonight?”
TexTech about 5 hours ago
There is no heat signature. Bioluminesence is cold.
Ellis97 14 minutes ago
Haven’t seen Jazmine in a while.