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A well-to-do gent, a bachelor, decided to get hitched. After consulting a matrimonial match-up outfit, he received suggestions for 3 possible mates. He contacted them all, gave each a sizable stipend, instructed each to handle the money as she saw fit, and then report back to him at the end of a month. The 1st lady said that she had spent all the money on clothes and beauty products to make herself more attractive to him. The 2nd said that she had put the money into CD’s and blue chip stocks. The 3rd said that she was a good entrepreneur, and had invested the money in such a way as to double the amount of the stipend. So the question is which of these three did he marry? The bottom line, of course, is that he chose the one with the biggest boobs.
Invest in it, get an NDA, work your way through a few divorces and financial difficulties, and you can run for President as a Republitard in just a few years.
A# 466 1 day ago
A well-to-do gent, a bachelor, decided to get hitched. After consulting a matrimonial match-up outfit, he received suggestions for 3 possible mates. He contacted them all, gave each a sizable stipend, instructed each to handle the money as she saw fit, and then report back to him at the end of a month. The 1st lady said that she had spent all the money on clothes and beauty products to make herself more attractive to him. The 2nd said that she had put the money into CD’s and blue chip stocks. The 3rd said that she was a good entrepreneur, and had invested the money in such a way as to double the amount of the stipend. So the question is which of these three did he marry? The bottom line, of course, is that he chose the one with the biggest boobs.
Zebrastripes about 24 hours ago
Who’s the gold digger Now?
Daltongang Premium Member about 22 hours ago
18Karat to be exact and she got that heart of gold from her other boyfriend as an anniversary present. Besides, how will you explain it to your wife?
bilbrlsn about 21 hours ago
Invest in it, get an NDA, work your way through a few divorces and financial difficulties, and you can run for President as a Republitard in just a few years.