Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for August 19, 2010

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    ksoskins  over 14 years ago

    I think you need to treat her as absentee witness.

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    Kvasir42 Premium Member over 14 years ago

    OMG! OMG! M on stand & lyer & Jge r lookn @ me!

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    WebSpider  over 14 years ago

    smack

    The jury will kindly disregard the actions of the prosecutor as he swats the witness with a rolled up stack of court documents…

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    wicky  over 14 years ago

    A week in the slammer will get that broad’s attention.

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    Plods with ...™  over 14 years ago

    …and would you say that texting while driving was a contributing factor when you ran over the plantiff?

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    Digital Frog  over 14 years ago

    Smartphone, dumbuser

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    hopeandjoy2  over 14 years ago

    I hope most women don’t act like that……As another woman, It embarrasses me.

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    magnamax  over 14 years ago

    And they HAVE to stop in the middle of the grocery aisle, sidewalk or at the stoplight to thumb-$#&% their phone. Two days ago I watched an idiot walk straight out of the Safeway into the front of a stopped truck while texting. Those things need a common-sense widget.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 14 years ago

    “Your Honor, I’m through with this witless.”

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    WebSpider  over 14 years ago

    Too funny, Runs with Beer !

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    ted.hering  over 14 years ago

    The judge has a nice big gavel that could solve that problem. (Whap!!)

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    alviebird  over 14 years ago

    Georgia just enacted a no text while driving law.

    On duty emergency personnel are exempt.

    ????????
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    radioku4oj  over 14 years ago

    The best part of the O J Simpson trail was when Judge Ito confiscated one of Simpson’s lawyers ringing cell phone and tossed it in the trash. You could hear it on TV smacking into the bottom of the wastebasket “Thump!”

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