Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for August 19, 2010

I think you need to treat her as absentee witness.

OMG! OMG! M on stand & lyer & Jge r lookn @ me!

smack

The jury will kindly disregard the actions of the prosecutor as he swats the witness with a rolled up stack of court documents…

A week in the slammer will get that broad’s attention.

…and would you say that texting while driving was a contributing factor when you ran over the plantiff?

Smartphone, dumbuser

I hope most women don’t act like that……As another woman, It embarrasses me.

And they HAVE to stop in the middle of the grocery aisle, sidewalk or at the stoplight to thumb-$#&% their phone. Two days ago I watched an idiot walk straight out of the Safeway into the front of a stopped truck while texting. Those things need a common-sense widget.

“Your Honor, I’m through with this witless.”

Too funny, Runs with Beer !

The judge has a nice big gavel that could solve that problem. (Whap!!)

Georgia just enacted a no text while driving law.

On duty emergency personnel are exempt.

The best part of the O J Simpson trail was when Judge Ito confiscated one of Simpson’s lawyers ringing cell phone and tossed it in the trash. You could hear it on TV smacking into the bottom of the wastebasket “Thump!”