Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for September 29, 2010

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 14 years ago

    My neighbor must be a hypochondriac. She’s had 17 surgeries in two years and owes the hospital $42,000 so far.

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    vlechtja  almost 14 years ago

    I didn’t know you lived near Heidi Montag Llewellenbruce.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    He’ll prescribe some placebos.

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    lewisbower  almost 14 years ago

    But Doc, I know I have it. I took a quiz in the National Enquirer.

    My Ex took a quiz in Cosmo.

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    Larry Miller Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Coyoty, extra strength placebos.

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    eardroppings  almost 14 years ago

    Llewellenbruce

    She sounds like a real cut up.

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    Digital Frog  almost 14 years ago

    How does he know he’s a hypochondriac? His gynecologist told him so…

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    stuart  almost 14 years ago

    @Coyoty, placebos really work. But the recipient has to believe in them. The ethics of prescribing them is tricky, however. One clinically proven method however is this: once a patient experiences the effect of a real drug, a placebo has the same effect if the patient thinks it is, or even might be the real drug.

    So randomly mixing 1/3 active medication with 2/3 placebo (but making sure the first dose is active) is just as effective as 100% active, and with fewer side effects. This works even when the patient knows that 2/3 of the pills are placebos. The next one might be the real thing. This works with drugs that have a felt effect, like pain killers, anti-depressants, etc.

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    alan.gurka  almost 14 years ago

    Imagine that!

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    WillyL  almost 14 years ago

    It’s all in the mind, Stuart.

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    Coyoty Premium Member almost 14 years ago

    Maybe I should have made a joke about homeopathy instead?

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