Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for September 22, 2012

Seem to remember an Outer Limits episode to this effect.

Twilight Zone: Season Two; Episode Twenty Eight. Entitled: “Will the Real Martian Please Stand Up?” Airdate: 26 May 1961.

So do you think it’s the outer space aliens that are all so obese? Or is it the earthlings.

But he wore his cap nice and low… That was a great episode.

Considering that women secretly rule the world (or at least my gf not-so-secretly rules my life), I’d say that Venus WAS here first!

This explains all of the dingleberries in Washington, thats for sure. All of them.

Forgot the Twilight Zone episode “The Incredible Dingle” (think that was the name), where a group of aliens gave this poor guy super strength, then took it away. At the end another group of aliens (different planet) came and gave him another ability – were conducting experiments.

Mr. Dingle, the Strong

There was also an episode of the classic radio show “X Minus 1” which did this.

Are you done with your skin?

And we’re from Pluto. Thank you for taking over this planet and all its problems of pollution, global warming, nuclear proliferation, greed, hunger—you can have it! We’re going back to our quiet little planetoid.