Maybe close the drapes while you’re at it. If you need to be protected from someone who has little regard for the law, sitting in front of a window is a bad idea.
There’s a Benny Hill sketch where Benny, as a TV newsman, is interviewing Jackie Wright, who is a former organized criminal in the witness protection program. They’re sitting in the wrong seats: Benny in the dark and Jackie in full light. They switch seats, and then the shots ring out………
phineas81707 about 10 years ago
Yeah… get a vase with holes in it.
Jeff0811 about 10 years ago
Maybe close the drapes while you’re at it. If you need to be protected from someone who has little regard for the law, sitting in front of a window is a bad idea.
Observer fo Irony almost 10 years ago
I hope that spittoon was washed out before it was used for a head accessory.
zenyattafan almost 10 years ago
Ex Marine, maybe? He’s a jarhead.
Godfreydaniel almost 10 years ago
There’s a Benny Hill sketch where Benny, as a TV newsman, is interviewing Jackie Wright, who is a former organized criminal in the witness protection program. They’re sitting in the wrong seats: Benny in the dark and Jackie in full light. They switch seats, and then the shots ring out………