Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for October 14, 2022

Ya think?

Well kid. You better has enough free foods to gives em all.

I’ve read lots of stories about people not hearing dog whistles.

Toot Sweets from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.

Ahem. Woof Sweets, they were formally re-named after the great dog debacle at the factory.

Don’t you just wish you could pet them all?

That’s what you think!

Maybe I should get one to call my dogs in from the back yard…

I guess you didn’t read the fine print.

Not necessarily the way you wanted you mean….