Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for March 30, 2023

Asking for a friend………..

I’d love to see that done on a seat back tray

Was D.B. Cooper asking?

Oddly enough, I do know how!

Who brings an unpacked parachute onto a plane?

For the record, there is no safe way to exit an airliner by parachute. Things have changed since the days of D.B. Cooper. Dont’ make any stupid heist plans.

Odd timing for that question.

That’s a special MOS……

He doesn’t want anyone to jump to conclusions.

Pack a chute? Just stuff it in the rucksack with everytting else.

A better question would be “Are there enough for everyone?”

…or a hundred…

Does anyone here know how to pray? Great, you go ahead and pray, the rest of us a going to put on life preservers, we’re one short.

If we were forced to bail out, and the parachute functioned properly, we bought the riggers a case of beer.