Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for May 13, 2023

Almond milk = ultra processed and very little to do with almonds or being environmentally friendly. What a f&*%$ up world we live in.

What a traitor!

www.nutritionfacts.org

Who milked the nuts?

This reminds of old TV ads for Borden Milk with the female cow and her calf, Beauregard.

How do you milk an almond? Use a very low stool!

What udder nonsense!

oh the irony

Don’t you know how much water it takes to grow those almons?

Well Mom, you dried up.

Mom, you’ve been on the sauce again.

Jeez Mom, don’t have a cow!!

But mom, Almonds the cow next door, I thought I’d try another mother’s milk…

“Well, yeah, Mom . . . I mean, drinking your milk . . . that’s just weird.”