Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for July 13, 2024

Not too good huh!!!!

Better than last week.

His game is on fire!

“Let me put it this way. I’m no Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, or Tiger Woods.”

He is the new holder of the “Most Divots” record.

No clue, huh, Ms. Einstein?

Maybe if one of the golf clubs were bent or broken, it might give her a hint. I think she already knows, she’s just being sarcastic in a passive-aggressive sort of way. Her body language, (arms folded across her chest) says it all.

Surprised all the clubs weren’t thrown into a pond or the woods.

Don’t worry, this guy has a dozen more sets of golf clubs hidden in the Garage.

Did he have a bad case of the yips too?

Why not leave them out at the curb for someone else to try their hand at the game.

Revenge….

He wanted to strike while the irons hot.

I wanted to do that, but took the high road and gave ’em away… (just wanted to share the love, to some unsuspecting sucker! Lol!)

I guess worse than usual, instead of tossing them in the water hole, he decided to take them home and torture them.

Three-step solution:

1) Sell the clubs to one of those second-hand sports equipment stores in the mall

2) Take the cash to the liquor store down the street

3) Take the booze home and watch some other sport you were never any good at on ESPN and grumble about the players, refs, umps, whatever

Seems to be a common practice around here for people fed up with golf, pickleball, etc…

Again?

This almost exactly mirrors my sentiments on my game on 13th July! :D