Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for October 30, 2014
Transcript:
Lupine: This just in: The people bought some stupid looking thing for the dining room.Elivis, how we doing? Elvis: This thing is terrible and I hate it. Puck: Is it edible, Elvis? Elvis; Hard to say Puck. I just there it up everywhere. Lupine: Thanks for that Elvis. Up next, our new segment "Whats inside this box? Followed immediately by "Whats outside the box?"
There’s a world of difference between “edible” and “food”. Elvis ate it… ergo, it is (or was) edible. And of course, the fact that he threw it up everywhere doesn’t mean that it wasn’t also food. My cat throws up his food far more often than I care to remember.