Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for June 18, 2015
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June 22, 2015
Transcript:
Lupin: The vacuum cleaner is back! Lupin: ...And this time it's personal. RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR Elvis: ALL THE FUR IS GONE! Elvis: Lupin, hours of work have literally been erased! And only hours before company is set to arrive! Puck: I can only shed so much. Elvis: Good luck when company sees an unmarked couch and assumes its theirs! Puck: How much fur do you think I have? Elvis: We can fix this.
Sign in my front hallway for all visitors to read:
TO ALL NON-PET OWNERS WHO VISIT AND LIKE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT MY PETS:
(1) They live here. You don’t.
(2) If you don’t want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture. That’s why they call it ‘fur’-niture.
(3) I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.
(4) To you, they are animals. To me, they are adopted sons/daughters who are short, hairy, walk on all fours and don’t speak clearly.