Breaking Cat News by Georgia Dunn for November 16, 2015
Transcript:
Lupin: There's been a kibble spill in the kitchen! Lupin: Elvis, what can you tell us? Elvis: Lupin, it's a glorious day to be alive in the kitchen! Lupin: Do we know how a spill of this magnitude occurred, Elvis? Elvis: Witnesses report the Woman tripped face first over a chair. Elvis: Sources claim she's okay, so it's hilarious. Elvis: The ensuing disaster was nothing short of spectacular! Elvis: Authorities are racing to clean up the spill. Elvis: Locals have turned up on the scene to eat what they can before it's all gone. MUNCH MUNCH MUNCH WAHHHHHHHHH Elvis: Others have stashed a small hoard under the stove for later. Lupin: It looks like quite the spill, Elvis! Lupin: Save a pile for me.
An investigation needs to be started on how that chair got in her way……….